Thursday, May 13, 2010

How Do I Look?

If you are new here (and many of you are - thanks and welcome! Pull up a chair, get your cuppa on, cuppa whatever works for you - of course!) you may not have noticed the change, but I got bored with my blue and brown background, and so I opted for something a bit more spring-y.

So, whatcha think?

Be honest with me. I can take it. Too bright? Too flowery? Too pink? Too -- not me? Tell it like it is, please. Honestly, I'm asking. Does this blog make my butt look fat?


Although I haven't taken my happy pill today, since I ran out, and might be over-emotional and throw a brick at you, or something. But not hard enough to hurt, plus my aim kinda' sucks, so I wouldn't be too afraid.


And it's not like my cat just sh!t on the counter or anything. Or like I've been wiping and blowing my own nose with toilet paper or baby wipes since I'm running out of tissues. Or that I've been using my shirt to wipe my daughter's nose, which has been running for days. I mean, I'm in a frig-tastic mood over here, and I'm sure that the slightest little comment from one of you, my trusty and loyal and fun-loving followers won't push me over the edge or anything.


Did I use that phrase already? Sorry. Lost my creative juices. Must have thrown them out with the POOP my cat just left on the counter. Right where he eats. Whatever happened to not sh!tting where you eat? I mean, isn't that a rule of some sort? Or is that just about relationships? Yeah, that's probably it. Probably not the best time to confess that my ex-boyfriend was someone I worked with. And my husband and I used to work together, as well. Hmmn? So THAT's what that saying means.


Well, if anyone wants to tell Neo that it means something different, I'm all for it. Because if this happens again I might lose my ever-lovin'-mind.
Even my old-man-cat who passed in November never did something that ridiculous. And he did his bidness in many places. MANY.

Anybody have a mega-Hershey bar and a vat of sweet tea available? E-mail me for my address. Aw man, scratch the chocolate, I'm kind of feeling ill right now. I'll accept ice cream, though. Vanilla works perfectly.


Oh, man. Now I need to change the color of my signature, cause that looks AWFUL.

14 comments:

  1. You sure have a lot going on there...hahahahha....Your blog looks beautiful....I will change the font, and get a clear white background. I love the surrounding flowers though, they look pretty.

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  2. Love the new look, pink is in, especially because it's not even close to the color of cat business. And you tell that little shitter he can eat outside if he doesnt' behave.

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  3. I love the background...it makes me happy!! :D

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  4. I like the pink. Maybe change the font but other than that it is lovely.

    I have yet to take my happy pill today so thank you for the reminder. Otherwise there may be some mother daughter drama this evening.

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  5. I love, love, love the new look. It's great and summery.Im thinking of changing mine but it took me months to pick the one I have now. ugg decisions, decisions! But yours is beautiful!

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  6. Hahaha. Having kitty problems?

    I do like your new look. Cute and girly, just like you!

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  7. Its beautiful...like you...!.happy pill...did I hear happy pill..that perked me up..!

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  8. I like the new design! I do not like cat poop on the counter though. You're right in getting upset about that!

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  9. well, I love pink, so you won't hear me complaining.

    Send me some of your ice cream, mmmmm'kay?

    and you should never ever let yourself run out of happy pills.
    DANGER. DANGER. DANGER.

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  10. Hey Andrea, I just wanted you to know I nominated you for a Sunshine Award. You inspire me girl! :)

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  11. I like the new look. And that darn cat! Gah! At least mine did the naughty in the bathtub where it was easy to clean up. Sorry bout the counter.

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  12. You know, I'm sorry your cat sh!t on your counter, but I'm kind of glad I'm not the only one with animals who leave poop wherever they feel like it. I don't feel so alone any more!
    I love your new look, it's bright and pretty!

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  13. Looks very cute from my iPhone!

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