Sunday, June 6, 2010

Things I Never Thought I'd Have to Say

* The kitchen is not really a place for pooping.

* It's not very nice to have your finger in your nose.


* Can you PLEASE say hi to (fill in the blank) ... your cousin? Nana? Meme?


* Bugs are not for breakfast. Bugs are for snack time.


* I don't have Shark Boy and Lava Girl. Let's watch something else.


* Did you poop? Are you pooping?

Or any variation of this as many times daily as I do.


* Don't sit down, you'll squish it!


* You cannot have another yogurt!


* You don't need to wear contacts (you're only three, enjoy this time, would you!?! Because if you end up with eyes like mine it won't be long now ...)

* You CAN do it yourself. Yes. You CAN.

6 comments:

blueviolet said...

I was not aware that there was ever a time for bugs!

Shell said...

LMAO @ don't sit down, you'll squish it!

Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heels said...

hahahaha! Did you poop? Are you pooping? :-D

Stella has been fully toilet trained only for a few months, so now I can laugh at this :-)

Brittney said...

how bout things you never thought you'd hear like "mommy!!! come wipe my butt" LOL

Melissa said...

Hilarious! I like that our kids are so used to the DVR world. Big Roo always wants me to just magically pop a show on. Telling him we don't have it goes right over his head!

Erin said...

I say that last one all the time, yet for some reason I find myself doing things for them constantly that i know they can do on their own.

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