* The kitchen is not really a place for pooping.
* It's not very nice to have your finger in your nose.
* Can you PLEASE say hi to (fill in the blank) ... your cousin? Nana? Meme?
* Bugs are not for breakfast. Bugs are for snack time.
* I don't have Shark Boy and Lava Girl. Let's watch something else.
* Did you poop? Are you pooping?
Or any variation of this as many times daily as I do.
* Don't sit down, you'll squish it!
* You cannot have another yogurt!
* You don't need to wear contacts (you're only three, enjoy this time, would you!?! Because if you end up with eyes like mine it won't be long now ...)
* You CAN do it yourself. Yes. You CAN.