Monday, January 11, 2010

SO gross

WARNING: Not for the weak of stomach.

Last night I headed to bed early. And I really do mean early. Like went upstairs by 10PM. For me that's unheard of.


And on my way up the stairs, 1/2-eaten granola bar in hand, I stepped in it.


See, I leave the light off, as my daughter's bedroom is right at the top of the stairs. Her door is closed, and she has a nightlight that is bright enough to light up the friggin sky, so I don't know why I think she'd actually *see* the hall light go on or anything, but it's a force of habit, I guess.


And so, I stepped in it.


And my nice, loud reaction was "ARUGH!!!!" (She didn't wake up, thank G-d.)


Cat puke. And not just your normal hairball, or your normal spot of puke, but enough that I went toe deep in it. And nearly vomited.


Hubby basically said, 'Talk to me. What do you need?' What do you THINK I NEED????? He brought me a roll of paper towels. I cleaned up as best I could, after grabbing a baby wipe to clean off my foot (who says all that crap I have hanging off of the banister is a bad thing?) and went up to bed.


It's nasty. It's gross. And the only thing worse, well, I'm just glad it wasn't worse!


And good morning to you. I hope you've had your breakfast already. If not, I am truly sorry.


12 comments:

  1. 10 pm that's late. Poor you, I've been there, done that and got the tissue to prove it so you have my every sympathy.

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  2. Gross!

    I was actually expecting worse, though. ;)

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  3. Been there, done that. And yes, it's really gross. Especially when it's fresh. ICK!

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  4. Ahhh, yes. The dreaded cat puke between the toes. I've done that as well, just once. But I NEVER forgot about it.

    Ewwwwww!!!

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  5. I've done that before. Pretty gross!

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  6. that IS gross! At least it wasn't poo b/c that is even worse IMO!

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  8. Yep, your title was completely accurate!

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  9. yeah, poop would be worse, i think. but i'm still sorry you stepped in cat puke!

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